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Two years old and the diaper days are done
Standing in the hallway when the morning's just begun
They said he's too little, said he wasn't there
Bruce looked 'em in the eye and he climbed up on that chair
No more waiting
No more hiding
LITTLE MAN IS TRYING
SIT DOWN! ( SIT DOWN!)
That's the only way up
SIT DOWN! ( SIT DOWN!)
Flush it, wash it up
DRY TILL DEATH, BRUCE
WE ARE ALL RIGHT HERE
SIT DOWN!
Big kid underwear with the dinosaurs in back
Mama's got the wipes and your daddy's got your back
Accidents happen and nobody keeps the score
Get back on the throne, that's what the throne is for
No more waiting
No more hiding
LITTLE MAN IS TRYING
SIT DOWN! ( SIT DOWN!)
That's the only way up
SIT DOWN! ( SIT DOWN!)
Flush it, wash it up
DRY TILL DEATH, BRUCE
WE ARE ALL RIGHT HERE
SIT DOWN!
POOP IN THE POTTY GETS TWO GUMMY BEARS
PEE GETS ONE GUMMY BEAR
THAT'S THE DEAL
THAT'S THE CODE
THAT'S THE ONLY LAW WE KNOW
TWO FOR THE BIG ONE!
ONE FOR THE SMALL!
BRUCE IS GONNA GET 'EM ALL!
TWO FOR THE BIG ONE!
ONE FOR THE SMALL!
BRUCE IS GONNA GET 'EM ALL!
SIT DOWN! ( SIT DOWN!)
That's the only way up
SIT DOWN! ( SIT DOWN!)
Flush it, wash it up
DRY TILL DEATH, BRUCE
WE ARE ALL RIGHT HERE
WASH! YOUR! HANDS!